Need francofag with loud voice for January

Haven't tried this since the September raid when the cops made us go silent, but I think it's time to revive the ol' voice cone idea. Basically, it's just a poster board rolled up to act like a rudimentary megaphone; legal because there's no amplification. Basically, I'll write up a bunch of one-liners about Scientology, get them translated, and then shout them. Since my French sucks a big one, I need someone who can at least read French off a paper and it not sound garbled to shout the lines off; first line in English, first line in French, second line in English, second line in French, and basically be able to go for some period of time.
Aside from getting attention drawn to us easily, someone shouting is always good for rallying the troops.

Ouh ouh do want.
I'll try and take that day off. If so, Frenchfag place is always open for someone else.

I'll come back to you with chants somewhere this week.

hey wait, I'M as stupid frog